Tzn. Było w Gazecie Wyborczej
WHO JEST KTO ?
(Postacie - Hu Jintao, niedawno wybrany przywódca chiński,Jaser Arafat,Kofi Annan, sekretarz generalny ONZ, George Bush, Condoleezza Rice, doradczyni Busha ds.Bezpieczeństwa)
George: Condi ! Nice to see you. What's happening ?
Condi : Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George:Great . Lay it on me.
Condi : Hu is the new leader of China.
George : That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George : That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China.
Condi : Yes.
George : I mean the fellow's name.
Condi : Hu.
George : The guy in China.
Condi : Hu.
George : The Chinaman !!
Condi : Hu is leading China.
George : Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China ?!
Condi : That's the man's name.
George : Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China ?
Condi : Yes, sir.
George : Yassir ?? Yassir Arafat is in China ? I thought he was in the Middle East /
Condi : That's correct.
George : Then who is in China ?
Condi : Yes, sir.
George : Yassir is in China ?
Condi : No, sir.
George : Then who is ?
Condi : Yes, sir.
George : Yessir ?!
Condi : No, sir.
George : Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of tha UN on the phone.
Condi : Kofi ?
George : No, thanks.
Condi : You want Kofi ?
George : No.
Condi : You don't want Kofi.
George : No. But that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN.
Condi : Yes, sir.
George : Not Yessir !!! The guy at the UN.
Condi : Kofi ?
George : Milk !! WIll you please make the call ?
Condi : And call who ?
George : Who is the guy at the UN ?
Condi : Hu is the guy in China.
George : Will you stay out of China ?!
Condi : Yes, sir.
George : And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the UN.
Condi : Kofi.
George : All right !! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
( Condi picks up the phone )
Condi : Rice, here.
George : Rice ? Good idea. And couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East ?
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